Definitions by Sandra Anderson

mockney 

A dj or producer of the kind who lives in a satellite town outside the M25. Usually Kingston or Reading - occasionally he or she lives within the ring (Watford), but pretends to the throne of East End Cockneydom, for reasons of respect amongst fellow peers.

Don't give me none of that mockney Surreyboy bizniz you phoney fu**.

mockney by Sandra Anderson May 24, 2003