Definitions by Sammy Gooch

Wiping Margott 

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.

"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"

Wiping Margott by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011