Definitions by Samantha Minardi

jealous 

What the rest of the world is when forming opinions of the United States.

Sam: Which country on the Planet is most hated?

Pat: I don't know, which?

Sam: The United States. Which country do most people list as the most desirable place on the planet to live?

Pat: I don't know, which?

Sam: The United States.

Pat: How can that be?

Sam: Obviously they're jealous.

jealous by Samantha Minardi May 12, 2008

Paterson, NJ 

Once one of the mightiest industrial cities in the world this city has become a typical stinking, crack infested, deteriorating northern Jersey cesspool of minority underachievement and jihadist terror cells. The "Great Paterson Falls" looks like Willie Wonka's chocolate river waterfall placed in an urban setting.

Aren't there a lot of whores in Paterson, NJ?
Paterson, NJ sucks.
Can't anyone score a dime in Paterson, NJ?

Paterson, NJ by Samantha Minardi May 9, 2008

Paterson 

Once one of the mightiest industrial cities in the world this city has become a typical stinking, crack infested, deteriorating northern Jersey cesspool of minority underachievement and jihadist terror cells. The "Great Paterson Falls" looks like Willie Wonka's chocolate river waterfall placed in an urban setting.

Remember that whore from Paterson?
Paterson sucks.
Let's go to Paterson and score a dime.

Paterson by Samantha Minardi May 8, 2008