Sam The Holy Ham's definitions

Snorgasm

When someone sticks their fingers up both your nostrils, and you sneeze, you have a snorgasm.

I had a snorgasm earlier with Gregory

by Sam The Holy Ham January 21, 2019

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

Baccus

A word to describe something crazy someone says while high.

Dude 1: “yo. I wanna like. Go to the sun”
Dude 2: “Shut up that’s baccus”

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

Bobby Hole

When your bobby mong explodes to become a bobby hole,

If you do not cover the bobby hole up then bees will come out to burst other people's bobby mong's which causes a bobby bursting epidemic.

AH shit my bobby mong bursted, i gotta cover this bobby hole up

by Sam The Holy Ham May 30, 2018