Sam LaRussa's definitions

Winfree

A particularly gorgeous female who tends to be only attracted to LaRussa's. Winfrees are typically from Texas, use funny Texan sayings like "whatever ropes your cattle" (a parody of "whatever floats your boat") or "go eat a cactus" (a parody of "go jump in a lake" because Texans are unaware of the presence of water on this earth). A very rare specimen, indeed!

Sam: Lilly, you're such a winfree!
Lilly: Thanks Sam! you're a total LaRussa. I'm therefore wildly attracted to you.
Sam: It's understandable.

by Sam LaRussa January 27, 2008