Definitions by Sam Kovacs

Dumbarted 

A mix between being a dumbass and retarded

Man, I fell really dumbarted for asking Liz out on a date.

Dumbarted by Sam Kovacs October 14, 2009

Ass Crackers 

When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers"

The best definition in in the example

They some in three flavors

Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers

Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? "

Joe- " What are those?"

Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "

Ass Crackers by Sam Kovacs October 7, 2009