Sam Cornwell's definitions

Wujulykapopadom

Generally the first thing you get asked in an Indian takeaway.

Waiter: "Wujulykapopadom"
customer: "I'll have two"

by Sam Cornwell October 3, 2008

melmet

An extraordinary word. First used in May 2008 in a conversation between quick draw Mcgrath and Sammus Corneus. The intended word was helmet, but mistyped created a wonderful new verb which sounded a lot funnier, and basically, it stuck.

1.
Sam "Where's your helmet"
Michelle "You mean MELMET"
Sam "oh no, what have I done to the English language"

by Sam Cornwell May 15, 2008

chubbaflump

A male or female who is abnormally large in weight / size. Associated normally with friendly people as it is such a nice word.

"he is is a chubbaflump"

"that lady used to be hot, but now she is a chubbaflump"

Scott: How is your girlfriend nowadays mate? She still fit?
Sam: Nah mate, she is a chubbaflump now
Odette: What you call me?
Sam: Shut up and sit yo fat ass back down

by Sam Cornwell March 4, 2008