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Definitions by SalvatoreVitale Fat Lisp

Miss Ballooniverse 

An eating contest for fat people. Mainly reserved for females but can include some males as well.

To enter you must be over 200-250 pounds and love to eat constantly. Also never get any physical activity and remain a fat disgusting blob for your lifetime.
This year's Miss Ballooniverse is known as Twisted Elegance. Also called Autumn. Congratulations fatso.