Definitions by Salami Sandwich In My Pants

STD

An acronym for Shit To Do.

Guy 1: "Motherfucker I got a lot of STD's today."

Guy 2: "Yeah, you can can go ahead and finish that joint."

STD by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 5, 2009

Chinese Backsplash 

A water stream shooting into one's rectum after a turd has plunged into the toilet. May sting.

'"Dude think I got aids from the chinese backsplash in that truckstop bathroom."

Chinese Backsplash by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 5, 2009