Definitions by Sad Dad87
Aloofa
Aloofa (adj.) — Displaying an innocent or remarkable lack of situational awareness, foresight, or practical curiosity, especially by failing to notice, ask, or consider something that would seem obvious to most people.
“How much are they paying you?”
“I don’t know.”
“When do you work again?”
“I don’t know.”
“How do you check your schedule?”
“I don’t know.”
“Did you ask literally any of these questions?”
“No.”
“Damn, dude. You are aloofa.”
OR
“Wait… Hawaii is part of the United States?”
“Damn dude, you are aloofa.”
“I don’t know.”
“When do you work again?”
“I don’t know.”
“How do you check your schedule?”
“I don’t know.”
“Did you ask literally any of these questions?”
“No.”
“Damn, dude. You are aloofa.”
OR
“Wait… Hawaii is part of the United States?”
“Damn dude, you are aloofa.”
Aloofa
Aloofa (adj.) — Displaying an innocent or remarkable lack of situational awareness, foresight, or practical curiosity, especially by failing to notice, ask, or consider something that would seem obvious to most people.
“Wait… Hawaii is part of the United States?”
“Damn dude, you are aloofa.”
OR
“How much are they paying you?”
“I don’t know.”
“When do you work again?”
“I don’t know.”
“How do you check your schedule?”
“I don’t know.”
“Did you ask literally any of these questions?”
“No.”
“Damn, dude. You are aloofa.”
“Damn dude, you are aloofa.”
OR
“How much are they paying you?”
“I don’t know.”
“When do you work again?”
“I don’t know.”
“How do you check your schedule?”
“I don’t know.”
“Did you ask literally any of these questions?”
“No.”
“Damn, dude. You are aloofa.”