2 definitions by SOZ ANNA

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!
by SOZ ANNA November 23, 2021
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