Definitions by SOZ ANNA

simon the seahorse 

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

simon the seahorse by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

moist yute 

Anna Rand

Your just a moist yute mate

moist yute by SOZ ANNA February 12, 2018