by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011
STAY AWAY FROM WEIRD EMAILS AND ANY CHOMO THAT HANGS OUT AT THE PLAY AREA AT THE MALL OR FREQUENT PUBLIC PARKS HANDING OUT CANDY THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE NEED A BULLET NOT REFORM
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 27, 2011
A METAL SUSAN IS A CHICK THAT LIKES TO BE FUCKED WHILE SHE LAYS ON A BED COVERED WITH TIN FOIL AND HAS A BATTERY CHARGER HOOKED TO IT
I ALWAYS WEAR RUBBER SHOES WHEN I GIVE A BITCH A METAL SUSAN OR MY COCK WILL BARBEQUE AND THE CRAZY HEFFER WILL TRY TO EAT IT
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by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011
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by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011
TWEAKER TWACKD IS WHEN YOUR MAJOR GHEEKED ON ICE OR TO MANY ADHD MEDS YOU FIND YOUR SELF DOING LOTS OF POINTLESS SHIT SUCH AS CLEANING THE GROUT IN THE BATHROOM WITH BLEACH AND A FKN TOOTH BRUSH OR TEARING SHIT APART THAT ISNT BROKE TO MAKE IT BETTER WRAPPING CHORDS COVERING WINDOWS WITH BLANKETS AND 4 THOUSAND THUMB TACKS KUZ YOU THINK THE PIGS ARE WATCHN YA BUT NOPE YOUR JUST STRAIT FKN TWEAKER TWACKD
HEY DUDE I JUST DID A FOILEY IM ZOOTED AS FUCK YA GOT ANY DUCK TAPE I NEED TA FIX THIS SINK MAN ITS LEAKING LIKE A BITCH MAN DUDE YOUR SPUN UP STRAIT TWEAKER TWACKD!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 13, 2011