Definitions by SDSN

Bronyfield 

A man, generally an IT professional from New England, who enjoys licking the remaining yogurt from the cup. This is usually performed vigorously, to the point of it becoming overtly sexual. This fallacious yogurt action causes his coworkers to become excessively uncomfortable and disgusted. This person is sometimes referred to as a Broplait boy.

This meeting should be moved to an email because Bronyfield face banging his yogurt cup is too distracting.

Bronyfield by SDSN August 23, 2022

Bronyfield 

A man, generally an IT professional from New England, who enjoys licking the remaining yogurt from the cup. This is usually performed vigorously, to the point of it becoming overtly sexual. This fallacious yogurt action causes his coworkers to become excessively uncomfortable and disgusted. This person is sometimes referred to as a Broplait boy.

It's lunch time and that Bronyfield is face smashing on his second cup of Chobani.

Bronyfield by SDSN August 12, 2022