Definitions by SDS the one and only's

Schmamama 

To get locked in a closet with a gay guy, not knowing what to do. Usually ending in forced vigorous anal sex & a sore Ass

Jonny: Your not looking to Peachy Today
Davis: I got Schmamama-ed last night
Jonny: BRUTAL

Schmamama by SDS the one and only's March 25, 2008