SCHLONG DONG 85's definitions

shadow dating

When you’re with a girl for an extended period of time but none of your real friends have ever met or seen her.

Kaleb has been shadow dating a girl for two years. Who the fuck is she?

by SCHLONG DONG 85 November 5, 2021

Brotating

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter

Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!

by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021

Space Dunk

That moment when you feel a slight boner when you shit, that you eat more cheese to feel it even more. You then learn sphincter control and fuck yourself in the ass with you own shit as if it’s a shit dildo.

My dude John was space dunking on the toilet so hard last night. He was moaning and you could hear the shit splash

by SCHLONG DONG 85 February 5, 2024