2 definitions by SCHLONG DONG 85

shadow dating

When you’re with a girl for an extended period of time but none of your real friends have ever met or seen her.

Kaleb has been shadow dating a girl for two years. Who the fuck is she?

by SCHLONG DONG 85 November 5, 2021

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter

Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!

by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021