Definitions by SASUMACH STRAT

cookie monster 

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

cookie monster by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

cap'n crunch 

a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart

i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch

cap'n crunch by SASUMACH STRAT May 16, 2016