cap'n crunch

a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart
i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch
by SASUMACH STRAT May 05, 2016
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cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours
by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016
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