SAMICH Original's definitions

breakfast pasta

Something so absurd that it hardly ever exists. It is an anomaly. I mean, who has pasta for breakfast? The idea that there is a pasta specifically for breakfast is ridiculous because no one eats pasta for breakfast.

The jokes in the Netflix show The Ranch are breakfast pasta. They don’t exist. Or at least they’re very rare and non advised.

by SAMICH Original January 2, 2018

Is my name Jim?

Is my name Jim? Nah it’s not, but you’re acting like a Jim if you looked this up.

Someone said that they were selling haribos for £2.50.
“Am I buying that, is my name Jim?”

by SAMICH Original January 1, 2018

Manesse

Female version of mans, such as the song title: Mans not hot would become; Manesse not hot if the artist were a female. In this day and age there should be a polite way to address females.

“Aye bruv, do you see dat pitf manesse over there? She’s my ting.

by SAMICH Original January 1, 2018

Tresh

Tresh instead of trash. It means extra trash.

The Netflix show The Ranch is absolute tresh.

by SAMICH Original April 23, 2018