2 definitions by SADIE AND JACK.INC
A Victorian-like woman, who identifies as a lesbian librarian, and possesses a particularly beak-like mouth. Also often robs Tesco blind of their iced coffees and fancies red-haired Gerard Way. She shares 22-inch dildos with her daughter and her daughter's best friend. 1/10 would not recommend her.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 2, 2023
A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023