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beak lips

A Victorian-like woman, who identifies as a lesbian librarian, and possesses a particularly beak-like mouth. Also often robs Tesco blind of their iced coffees and fancies red-haired Gerard Way. She shares 22-inch dildos with her daughter and her daughter's best friend. 1/10 would not recommend her.

Come on beak lips! We're going to be late for our clairvoyant session!

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 2, 2023

Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!

The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023