Someone who tries to kick a football or walks kicking their legs out with really long legs and hoisted trousers, resulting in Floppy legs.
"mate he just tried to kick that ball but hit everyone else instead, he got floppy legs!"
A person of male gender who has shockingly large, sticky out nipples, that everyone can see stabbing through their shirt.
"wow! you see those pins? that geez got milky boobs!"