Definitions by Ryan Leaf

bacon stains 

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..

Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.

bacon stains by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014

football christmas

The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.

What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?

football christmas by Ryan Leaf April 21, 2005

donovan mcnabb 

One of the most overrated quarterbacks ever.

Look at that shit. Helen Keller just picked off McNabb.

donovan mcnabb by Ryan Leaf February 27, 2004