Ryan Fossum's definitions

dirty diapers

Something to say to a person on the phone who is not only rude, but refuses to help in any way. Usually said at the end of the conversation to convey a sense of taking power of the call back.

caller, "Hi, is Angie there?"

asshole, "No....."

caller, "Do you know when she may be available?"

asshole, "No....."

caller, "Alright, dirty diapers!"

by Ryan Fossum August 29, 2006