Ryan (Q) / Russ's definitions

Wirtzy

Wirtz-y {werts-ee} noun, adjective, -ier, -iest

-noun

1. The dark, mischievious and festive alter ego of Aaron Wirtz.
2. One who needs medication.

-adjective

1. Utter lack of self control.
3. Heated, misguided temper and obstreperous vocal abilities
2. Despicable.

—Synonyms 1. ADHD, 2. Asshole, 3. SWM seeks SWM for BDSM
-Acronyms 1. Composed, 2. Calm, 3. Tactful

"That Wirtzy is one hilarious mother fucker" - Div. Chief Tully

"Jutin went all fuckin' Wirtzy on that bouncer last night"

"You're acting Wirtzy son ... lets take you to Dr. Nick and get some Ritalin."

by Ryan (Q) / Russ November 10, 2008