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A melon exchange is when two pregnant women suck on each others breasts until they lose circulation and become unattached from the body. Then they are placed in a blender to be consumed by their child
"my mom wanted to abort me after she got melon exchanged"
by Rusty cabbage August 26, 2017
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A wild and rare species of reptile, and common ancestor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Commonly mistaken for the Lacharaptor, also an ancestor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The Konosaurus are generally harmless, unless threatened by the extremely dangerous and unpredictable Aspenosaurus Raptor Rex.
"Mum, I just saw a Konosaurus come out of that regatta boat shed" said the young innocent boi.
by Rusty cabbage May 21, 2018
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