Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Rusty bullet buster

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

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To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

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Having taken a dump and taken care of the paperwork whilst pulling up your trousers realising you need another shit. Thereby unwrapping a twix.

After a huge meal last night I need to unwrap a twix in the bathroom this morning

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