Definitions by Russ David

FANT 

Fat Arse, No Tits - a woman with a large bottom but worryingly small breasts.

Jennifer Lopez is a FANT

FANT by Russ David July 25, 2008

FANT 

Woman with a large bottom and small breasts ie Fat Arse, No Tits

"I'm pear-shapped"
"No you're not, you're a FANT".

FANT by Russ David July 24, 2008

craig david's beard 

A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.

"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"

craig david's beard by Russ David April 26, 2006