Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Russ David

FANT

Fat Arse, No Tits - a woman with a large bottom but worryingly small breasts.

FANT by Russ David July 25, 2008

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Woman with a large bottom and small breasts ie Fat Arse, No Tits

"I'm pear-shapped"
"No you're not, you're a FANT".

FANT by Russ David July 24, 2008

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A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.

"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"

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