Rupert Ventura's definitions

Monorailed

When a guy lays his hard penis on his belly and his girl slides her dripping wet pussy on top and glides along it like the Monorail at Disneyland.

OMG...Kelly Monorailed me last night it felt like I was on a ride to the happiest place on earth

by Rupert Ventura May 7, 2018

scout master

Any social misfit wearing fake useless merit badges that has sexual fantasies of molesting scouts in their tents while they are wearing their tighty whities.

The scout master popped a boner as he crawled into little scout Timmy's tent for an evening snack of twig and berries.

by Rupert Ventura March 20, 2014