Portugal

A beach close to Spain. Mostly populated by a race of small people with very short legs which don't support them very well.

When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.

They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
Portugal cheated against England and Holland and lost twice to Greece. They have never won a major tournament and are never likely to.
by Rui Caralho July 09, 2004
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Portugas

Small people with short legs which don't support them very well.

When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.

They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
The Portugas are cheats, because of this they have never won a major tournament.
by Rui Caralho July 09, 2004
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