1 definition by RubbaG
A sad excuse for an Italian male, with a sheer disregard for work place etiquette and male fashion.
WARDROBE: The everlasting bow tie is a must. It is a necessary and sufficient condition to be a BowTie. The bow tie is naturally sported on a classic baggy polo to give the male an uneasy and out-of-place look. Granted, an uneasy and mundane expression accompanies the equally disturbing look.
NATURAL HABITAT: The BowTie can be spotted in 'tammarri clubs' equipped with the dreary 'BowTie' look. The club provides the perfect social setting for this perturbed being, given the large amounts of inebriating substances that lead others to consider the BowTie's presence as indifferent.
Equally, when not found scouting for birds , the BowTie can be located at his daytime work office. Here, though, its behaviour is as unsettling as it is in the tammarri clubs. The BowTie is notorious for having a particularly poor and stubborn game. Poor because, quite frankly, because it sucks bawls, with a complete disregard to the opposite sex and courting norms. Stubborn because the BowTie keeps at it, despite the lack of successful courtships. Though admirable, one cannot help but feel a slight indifference to its attempts.
WARDROBE: The everlasting bow tie is a must. It is a necessary and sufficient condition to be a BowTie. The bow tie is naturally sported on a classic baggy polo to give the male an uneasy and out-of-place look. Granted, an uneasy and mundane expression accompanies the equally disturbing look.
NATURAL HABITAT: The BowTie can be spotted in 'tammarri clubs' equipped with the dreary 'BowTie' look. The club provides the perfect social setting for this perturbed being, given the large amounts of inebriating substances that lead others to consider the BowTie's presence as indifferent.
Equally, when not found scouting for birds , the BowTie can be located at his daytime work office. Here, though, its behaviour is as unsettling as it is in the tammarri clubs. The BowTie is notorious for having a particularly poor and stubborn game. Poor because, quite frankly, because it sucks bawls, with a complete disregard to the opposite sex and courting norms. Stubborn because the BowTie keeps at it, despite the lack of successful courtships. Though admirable, one cannot help but feel a slight indifference to its attempts.
by RubbaG April 7, 2016