Definitions by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent

Brokowski 

A true friend who is loyal and always passes no nut November

Brothers from another mother (technically unless your dad cheated on your mom)

True Patriots to the continental U.S. ( MURICA)

Ancestors of the gods Beavis and Butthead

My friend Shlongerman is my best friend! Forget it he is my Brokowski

Brokowski by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021

Fix it Felix 

Person- a true saint and true hero to American trade workers

Verb- the act of using your massive schlong as a hammer to fix objects that are broken.

Feller 1- Hey my wife is broken
Feller 2- no worries brokowski! I’ll fix it Felix to get the job done!!!

Fix it Felix by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021

Glazed Donut 

verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach

Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!

Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪

Glazed Donut by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021