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Definitions by Roy Daniel English

Antebellasexual 

A person who drives a pickup truck, flies a Confederate flag, and secretly has sex with men. But never kisses on the mouth because that would offend Jesus. Most likely a closeted Republican.
Michael was hit up on Grindr by an Antebellasexual.

Antebellasexual 

A person who wears Wrangler jeans, drives a pickup truck, flies a Confederate flag, and has sex with other men. Most likely a closeted Republican.
Michael dodged the advances of an Antebellasexual.