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The Little Prince

The most pompous little brat to ever grace the pages of children's literature. Preaches the importance of looking beyond a person's surface characteristics but verbally eviscerates the aviator, who, understandably, is more concerned by the fact that he'll die of thirst if he doesn't find water soon than whether a rock has as much value as a human life. If you want to piss him off, just say something like "money is what makes the world go round," or piss in a rose bed or some shit, or leave a bunch of volcanoes uncleaned.
Example I. "The Little Prince who asked me so many questions never seemed hear the ones I asked him."

Example 2.

Joe: "Hey man, just got back from Butchard 's Gardens. Never guess what I saw?"

Terry: "What, bro? A total babe sniffing the roses or something?"

Joe: "Nah, man. Walked past the roses and there was this kid with his dick halfway in one of them."

Terry: "Fuck off, man. That's just the Little Prince - everyone knows about him where I'm from. Just spray him with a garden hose and he'll be on his merry way.

Joe: "Oh, I didn't have to. A snake came out of nowhere and now he'd dead, LMAO."
by Rose Killer April 24, 2019
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