Definitions by Ronnie de Spragge

Spindledrizzle 

Semen that drips off your penis before you can catch it in a Kleenex when masturbating

I was having a wank looking at a Liz Truss fake video on Porn Hub, and I came so hard that a load of spindledrizzle hit the carpet before I could catch it.

Spindledrizzle by Ronnie de Spragge September 4, 2022