Sarah

An overweight hillbilly who complains about every aspect of their life on a daily basis. This individual typically indulges in late night beef sandwiches, enjoys drinking hennessy, and passes their time by playing words with friends and stopping by fast food establishments for a quick eat.

Bro 1: Hey bro, come check out what I did in the toilet!

Bro 2: Good lord! What is that? It looks like a small animal, bro.

Bro 1: Nah bro, I'm gonna call that thing a Sarah.