Definitions by Ronald Peperoni

Portuguese mudslide 

1. n. An act in which a man squats over the face of another and rests his testicles on the eyes of said person who is lying on his or her back. He then takes a loose dump down the throat of the other, whose mouth is agape.

2. n. A large amount of wet dirt tumbling down a hill or mountain in Portugal.

My girlfriend and I were caught in a small village after a Portuguese mudslide, and she asked me to give her a Portuguese mudslide.

Portuguese mudslide by Ronald Peperoni October 22, 2009