Ron Jizzle's definitions

dining philosophers

Those dickheads that sit at Denny's talking about this, that, and some mothers.

The dining philosophers have finally decided on 4 grandslams.

by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004

ash wednesday

An inside joke from males in an YMCA adults seminar on learning to read and write.

"I wrote on the calendar that next wednesday will be 'ash wednesday' then girls will let us score.

by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004

unleash the fury

When animal like aggression is unleashed by someone or something.

I pulled down my pants, grabbed her ankles, and unleashed the fury, like a wild bear during mating season.

by Ron Jizzle March 7, 2004