ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.
Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.
by Ron Gross January 18, 2009
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ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.
Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.
by Ron Gross January 18, 2009
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suicide bomber

When you are wearing a long coat and you fart, the mell goes up your coat and surrounds your head and you have nowhere to run.
I was walking across the street in my winter coat. I let a fart fly and it was rank. I was a suicide bomber.
by Ron Gross January 18, 2009
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