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An alternate version of swag. Usually accompanied by a hashtag, swage can be used in a variety of situations, such as getting a good grade on a test or not being a colossal faggot.
"I didn't masturbate on top of a van today. #swage"
"I got my penis stuck in a shampoo bottle. #notswage"
"I got my penis stuck in a shampoo bottle. #notswage"
by Ron E. Questrian April 18, 2014
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