4 definitions by Roman Shosirobe
by Roman Shosirobe April 4, 2023
Pronunciation: EEKH-TAHM-NEE-EHT
Plural: ikhtamnets; ikhtamnety
Russian troops taking part in a military conflict in another country's territory whose presence is denied by the Russian government.
If evidence is presented that proves that these troops are, in fact, Russian, the Russian government comes up with the lamest excuse possible (usually saying that these troops have left the army years prior, and came into the conflict zone by their own will) in order to try and avoid international outrage and/or sanctions. This, of course, never works, because, to Russia's disappointment, people aren't generally stupid enough to fall for that.
The term gained popularity among the people of post-Soviet countries after Russia's annexation of Crimea and parts of Donbas.
The term comes from Russian "Их там нет" (They are not there).
Plural: ikhtamnets; ikhtamnety
Russian troops taking part in a military conflict in another country's territory whose presence is denied by the Russian government.
If evidence is presented that proves that these troops are, in fact, Russian, the Russian government comes up with the lamest excuse possible (usually saying that these troops have left the army years prior, and came into the conflict zone by their own will) in order to try and avoid international outrage and/or sanctions. This, of course, never works, because, to Russia's disappointment, people aren't generally stupid enough to fall for that.
The term gained popularity among the people of post-Soviet countries after Russia's annexation of Crimea and parts of Donbas.
The term comes from Russian "Их там нет" (They are not there).
Ukrainian general: Hey, we captured this guy near Donetsk, and he admitted on camera that he is currently serving in the Russian army! His papers also prove it! How do you explain that?!
Putin: What do you mean? That man hasn't been in the army since 2011! Here's a document proving it.
Ukrainian general: You're starting the whole "ikhtamnet" thing again, aren't you?
Putin: What do you mean? That man hasn't been in the army since 2011! Here's a document proving it.
Ukrainian general: You're starting the whole "ikhtamnet" thing again, aren't you?
by Roman Shosirobe May 2, 2022
A leg condition where it looks very wrong and off-putting. Usually caused by playing VRchat for more than 2 hours. Other major symptoms include: Denying reality by claiming that you're trying to be gaslit; struggling to read common words such as: qualitibotion, bollocious, dangton, and Clasterophinia; and completely losing it.
A concerned friend: Oh, god, John, look at your legs! You have polimaciousness!
John: What?! What do you mean "polimaciousness"? The fuck is that?
A concerned friend: Oh no... Quickly, say Clasterophinia!
John: What.
A concerned friend: OH GOD, WE NEED A DOCTOR, STAT!
John: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ARE YOU FUCKING TROLLING OR SOMETHING?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POLLINATION THINGAMAJIG?!
A concerned friend: HE'S LOSING IT! OH GOD, THE POLIMACIOUSNESS IS GETTING TO HIM! DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIX YOUR LEGS!
John: THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH MY LEGS!!!!!
John: What?! What do you mean "polimaciousness"? The fuck is that?
A concerned friend: Oh no... Quickly, say Clasterophinia!
John: What.
A concerned friend: OH GOD, WE NEED A DOCTOR, STAT!
John: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ARE YOU FUCKING TROLLING OR SOMETHING?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POLLINATION THINGAMAJIG?!
A concerned friend: HE'S LOSING IT! OH GOD, THE POLIMACIOUSNESS IS GETTING TO HIM! DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIX YOUR LEGS!
John: THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH MY LEGS!!!!!
by Roman Shosirobe July 31, 2022
A phrase used to politely tell a person: "You're a delusional fucking idiot, I'm not dealing with you anymore." Usually used as a way of ending internet arguments with people who say insane shit.
This phrase was first used by some russian official (who gives a fuck about his name?) on Twitter, when the user LivFaustDieJung pointed out that this official's tweet basically implied that russia's justification for bombing Ukrainian civilians was that there was an "internal" conflict in Donbas, and some people died as a result.
By responding with "You pronounced this nonsense. Not me." this shitface tried to claim that what LivFaustDieJung said was just some made up BS, even though, in reality, they only reiterated his original tweet.
This phrase, however, was seized by NAFO, who started using it as a response to shut down russian trolls.
This phrase was first used by some russian official (who gives a fuck about his name?) on Twitter, when the user LivFaustDieJung pointed out that this official's tweet basically implied that russia's justification for bombing Ukrainian civilians was that there was an "internal" conflict in Donbas, and some people died as a result.
By responding with "You pronounced this nonsense. Not me." this shitface tried to claim that what LivFaustDieJung said was just some made up BS, even though, in reality, they only reiterated his original tweet.
This phrase, however, was seized by NAFO, who started using it as a response to shut down russian trolls.
Karen: VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! THE EARTH IS FLAT! 5G GOVERNMENT CONTROL! THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, @GIGACHAD, DON'T YOU SEE?! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!
Gigachad: You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.
Gigachad: You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.
by Roman Shosirobe September 9, 2022