A mechanical humanoid equipped with AI technology. It typically has thick glasses covering it's crossed eyes. It is usually very pale and may have a few sparse facial hairs in unusual places. It also has the ability to find lost puppies and carries candy on its person to give to little children at bus stops as it attempts to give random children a ride home from the local playground. Usually a friend your Mother's who you don't know, but your mom trusts enough to send to pick you up without any advanced notice from many different kid friendly spots. Typically drives a windowless panel van and is required to register with local law enforcement agencies upon there arrival in your city or town.
Me and my buddy we're jogging the other day and saw a chobot carrying a puppy and stuffing a kindergartner inside his van.
by Roll Tide Guy February 22, 2024
An ethnicity of a person who has Scandinavian and Mexican biological parents. Favorite foods of a Vikican include tacos and large legs of almost raw lamb. Favorite drink is Modelo Mead. Most Vikicans wear a animal fur laden sleeveless vest buttoned only at the neck. Transportation for a vikican can be a lowrider boat as the love the water and will cross a river anytime they see it especially if it's to escape their country for another one.
I immediately recognized the couple as vikican immigrants by their long beards and bronze skin and the aroma of open fire and jalapenos.
by Roll Tide Guy February 22, 2024