Definitions by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma

tuna surprise 

a fishy ass pussy

she has a tuna surprise she probably doesn't wash her cooter.

tuna surprise by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma January 5, 2021

Jake Pauler 

Slang term for homosexual.

Jake pauler: Mom, can you buy me some jake paul merch?
Mom: What tf did you just say?!?
Jake pauler: I want some Jake paul merch bc he’s my favorite youtuber!
Mom: HANK! LOAD THE CAR, WE HAVE TO GO AND DROP BILLY OFF AT THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!

Jake Pauler by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma April 23, 2019