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Definitions by Rocking Robin

smoking howitzer 

A smoking howitzer is a hidden fact so important in any investigation that when it is uncovered a smoking gun pales in comparison.
When the police discovered what the criminal had done, the chief said: "Forget about the smoking gun what we have here is a smoking howitzer.

legal weasel 

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
legal weasel by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023

trait-triots 

Folks who mistakenly believe they are patriots but who are, in actuality, traitors.
These trait-triots don't realize their actions are the opposite if patriotism
trait-triots by Rocking Robin January 10, 2021

hate-triots 

Angry anti-government white folks best represented by end-game rioters at U.S. Capitol Building on January 6, 2021.
They calk themselves Patriots but they are nothing but Hate-triots.
hate-triots by Rocking Robin January 10, 2021