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Diet Jizz
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Semen that does not contain sperm. After a
man
has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet
Jizz
, as opposed to
Jizz
Classic.
Wife
: “
Honey
, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet
Jizz
.”
Diet Jizz
by
Rock 1
March 27, 2025
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