Zélie

Zélie is the cutest, prettiest, most perfect, baddest bitch in the game ! You won't find another one like her in a lifetime !

Zélie is very (very) sensitive, sometimes you could even say she's a little too sensitive, but don't let that distract you from what's important ! If you find yourself annoyed by your Zélie, you MUST remember that she only has love for you and you probably too for her, so please be so kind just to get over your own sensitivity and, accept her entirely, embrace everything she is, and you will keep on discovering new sides of her you didn't even imagine every day !

Did you know : it has been scientifically proven that most Zélies are single ! (And not by choice !)
If you've got a Zélie by your side, keep her closer than your enemies ! She must be protected at all costs !

« I once had a Zélie, and I really should have not let her go. I never found another one like her in my life. »
by RobsessedVampire November 21, 2021
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