Definitions by Robert the Better Bruce

Embezzlor 

A hideously ugly son of a swamp beast and a rat ugly jihad with hair like a birdsnest, a googly eye, seven shirts, and a corkscrew wang. He is known to come from the motherland and generally swindle everyone and everything out of money.

That lousy Embezzlor stole all our booze money, and damn is he ugly.

Embezzlor by Robert the Better Bruce October 16, 2008