Embezzlor 

A hideously ugly son of a swamp beast and a rat ugly jihad with hair like a birdsnest, a googly eye, seven shirts, and a corkscrew wang. He is known to come from the motherland and generally swindle everyone and everything out of money.

That lousy Embezzlor stole all our booze money, and damn is he ugly.

Embezzlor by Robert the Better Bruce October 16, 2008

embezzle 

The wrongful or willful taking of money or property belonging to someone else after the money or property has lawfully come into the possession or control of the person taking it. To steal money.

She got fired for trying to embezzle seven thousand dollars.

embezzle by Morgan T. May 11, 2006

embezzle 

It's a super awesome way of saying to 'take have' something.

My lungs embezzle the air from the earth... as I can breath.. it. Period.

embezzle by JaguarFiend February 23, 2008

embezzler 

Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.

The embezzler bought a Lamborghini Diablo with all the money he stole from WOLSA.

embezzler by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

dick embezzler 

a person who secretly and discretly loves the cock and can take it in multiple ways. Like bernie madoff he can take cock billions of times over without anyone knowing about it. In many cases the ringtone on his phone is " it's raining men" and his favorite movie is anyone that has barbara streisand.

Also and illegal immigrant that brings dildos full of cocaine across the border by means of hiding multiple one's in his anus.

B.B is a real dick embezzler , i saw him on gay bourban street with 6 guys on him at once!!!

Wow! I have never seen anyone take it in every orafice at once, that guy is a true dick embezzler!

Pedro and Juan have some awesome coke, but is smells like asshole! Sandra, are your friends dick embezzlers??

dick embezzler by scottytohottie April 10, 2010

Embezzlebling

A lifestyle you can't obtain just by working the good ol' honest and basic 9 to 5 doing what people tell you to do. If you weren't born balls deep in money, embezzling is the fast track way to live the life you think you deserve.

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's embezzlebling.

Embezzlebling by ACunny October 10, 2023

Embezzlement

The process of glueing little jewels and diamantes on one's nether region

Philip went to the salon today for an embezzlement for a special occasion

Embezzlement by Tallulahbuttercup August 29, 2018