Ray Stoppers

Slang for Sun glasses.

Give me your best pair of designer Ray Stoppers

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

sudden gas reflex

The act of suddenly passing gas.
Someone who farts.
breaking wind.

I derive from a long line of those who suffer from sudden gas reflex.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Prehistoric Text

Refers to an old Text message.

Thats one Prehistoric Text message.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Mind jotting

Thinking!
Going over a list in ones mind!
Trying to remember something.
contemplating.

Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 07, 2008

Lil will

Another name for the one dollar bill.

Sorry, I only have Lil wills.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Black meal

The act of burning food.
Over cooking a meal.

My wife cooked us another one of her famous black meals again.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008