Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

Disabilitator

One who has overcame their disability in one form or another. An individual with a disability who doesn't let the disability define them. One who has Achieved beyond the disability.

Disabilities,Disabled,Disabled achievers,Beyond limitations,
A Disabilitator never lets the disability hold them back.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 6, 2008

appliance bashing

To pound, hit, or bang on a non working appliance, in hopes of
getting it to work again.

I'm always appliance bashing when things around the house all of a sudden stop working.
Appliance bashing is a good stress reliever.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Mind jotting

Thinking!
Going over a list in ones mind!
Trying to remember something.
contemplating.

Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

RDV'S

Abbreviation for "Race Driven Voters."
To make ones skin color the top priority when casting a Vote for President.
Any Election that is steered by Race alone.

The 2008 Presidential Election may be decided by the RDV'S.
Sadly, the RDV'S have turned this whole election into what is to be know as The Great Ethnic War.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

handiparking

Any able bodied Person that knowingly parks in a handicap parking space solely for the purpose of making it more convenient and handy to them.

Any able bodied Person that gets caught handiparking will surely get a ticket.
If you park in a handicap parking space without any sort of proof of disability, you are considered to be handiparking.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

staging

One who pretends, such as in acting.
To make believe.
Something that is made up.

My Friends are always staging different things to pull jokes and pranks on People.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008