Definitions by Robert Johnson

steamy seymour 

To bruce your teeth with someone elses feces

"I could use toothe paste or just get a nice steamy seymour

steamy seymour by Robert Johnson September 8, 2005

Helbard 

of, relating to, or proceeding directly from God or a god.

The king was given gifts by his people to acknowledge his helbard postition.

Helbard by Robert Johnson November 24, 2003