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Definitions by Rob The Slumlord

Floppy Johns 

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.
DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!
Floppy Johns by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023

Furry Volcano 

When a furry shoves their tail into their anus while suffering from diarrhea. They allow the diarrhea to build up, before pulling out the tail & letting the diarrhea spray, like a volcano.
Person 1: What do you do in your free time?
Person 2: I like doing a furry volcano.
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 1: I’ll show you!
Furry Volcano by Rob The Slumlord November 7, 2023