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An ancient Christian rite of passage where an older male inserts a large, crooked carrot into the rectum of a younger male. The origins of this tradition are unclear, however the general population tends to agree this custom is pretty fucked up.
Junior year at Rice sucks. There's AP classes, the ACT, and worst of all, you get 8 inches of carrot up the ass. Fucking cornis!
by River Dike March 14, 2011
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Chuckle that sounds ugly. "that guy" always has this laugh, it sounds like a pig is raping a chicken.
Ryan chuggles every day after one of his retarded one-liners. The sound of his chuggle makes my ears bleed.
by River Dike March 10, 2011
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