Definitions by Riot Craig
Bamjewzelled
When you think you’re paying one price and you get charged a ridiculous amount of money for something you cannot afford to not purchase
I got bamjewzelled after the post office ran out of regular flat rate envelopes at Christmas time and ended up paying 25 bucks to send a book!
Bamjewzelled by Riot Craig December 16, 2017
Scum Or Dumb
When someone has done something atrocious due to negligence, they are either scum or they are dumb. They either knew what they were doing wasn’t right, and did it anyway, or they were too dumb to know what they were doing.
Guy1: You hear about the cop that killed that kid, thinking the kids corn dog was a machine gun?
Guy2: Are you going with scum Or Dumb here?
Guy2: Are you going with scum Or Dumb here?
Scum Or Dumb by Riot Craig October 25, 2017
Sadness Junkie
Someone who somehow manages to be affected and sad about every single awful event that the media hurls at us.
Sadness Junkie by Riot Craig October 4, 2017